margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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