My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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