he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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