You're my little dorito
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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