she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
