I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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