dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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