Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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