so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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