i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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