dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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