if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you didnt know i had herpes?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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