Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend

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(803): View more from South Carolina

definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.

(1-907): View more from Alaska

Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..

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(914): View more from New York

When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.

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(313): View more from Michigan

There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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(602): View more from Arizona

Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.

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(540): View more from Virginia

My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.

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