Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
God, I missed his penis.
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