My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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