Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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