69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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