Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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