she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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