can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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