Don't you send me to vm
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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