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Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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