just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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