The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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