Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
