He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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