I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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