somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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