drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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