So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
BRING THE BAGELS
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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