I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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