Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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