My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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