Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
