New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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