This girl is more easily done than said...
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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