I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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