I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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