No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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