I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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