it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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