This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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