? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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