Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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