Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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