Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Can I color on your dick again?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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