Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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