let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
So. Much. Porn.
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