I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
is it fun? or sober?
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