return my video game
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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