i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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