we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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