I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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