We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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