and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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