if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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