HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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