we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
did i walk over a car last night?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
is it fun? or sober?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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