With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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